are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
The story of my life tbh
♪ story of my life ♪
I want a smoothie but I’m out of milk because I forgot that grocery shopping is a thing adults have to do.
I hate it when someone is hot and funny like stop that you only get one
water tastes so good right now
literally how does anyone not believe in aliens
are u really so anthropocentric that you think there are millions and billions and trillions of light years of the ever expanding universe but we’re the only life to possibly exist smh
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like